Our Mother of Good Counsel
 

Status: Active, Catholic

Founded: 1885
Construction: 1897

31 Pennswood Road
Bryn Mawr, PA 19010

http://www.archdiocese-phl.org/parishes/7410.htm

http://www.omgcparish.org/

 
Where Is It?


31 Pennswood Road, in hoity-toity Bryn Maaawwwrrr

The Skinny


No, that’s not a typo; we are actually visiting Bryn Mawr this week. I realize this is the *Philadelphia* Church Project, but avid fans are aware that we have never limited ourselves to just the Philadelphia area. That makes up the bulk of our work, but we’ve made excursions to surrounding areas before, such as Jenkintown and Bryn Athyn. If a worthy church exists, the Project won’t snub it simply because it doesn’t fall within city limits.

That’s certainly the case here. I was intrigued by Our Mother of Good Counsel, which, despite its suburban location, struck me as the kind of crazy, cool old buildings we love so dearly.

Unfortunately, as the Project knows all too well, appearances can be deceiving.

The St. Cyprian Effect: Perhaps the cruelest theorem, the St. Cyprian Effect gets our hopes up with nifty exteriors—and then kicks us in the groin with questionable interiors. From the outside, OMGC boasts a mildly creepy, coolly twisted and funky gothic look, highlighted by pointed arches on the windows and the doors, and a sizeable front window.

The interior isn’t bad, per se, but it has a number of problematic elements. Things start off well, with a standard columned, cruciform Gothic design. So far, so good.

But then it quickly goes to, err, hell. The plaster, you see, is unadorned. As the pictures show, there’s really very little ornamentation. Aside from the decent windows and some murals that frame the altar, you’re bathed in an incessantly plain, white nightmare. (Just like the Main Line! Ba-dum ching!) I don’t think this is an original design choice; religious architects in 1897 wouldn’t have let this stand. According to Father Dennis McGowan, it goes back at least as far as 25 years ago, when it was last painted.

Further problems arise with the use of the cruciform shape. See, traditional church construction utilizes the form of the ancient Roman basilicas—notably, a long hall (or nave) that terminates in a sanctuary, where the altar, etc. is located. Since the sanctuary is the most spiritually important part of the church, it’s separated from the nave, either by arches, pillars or even a simple rail. The cruciform shape adds yet another layer of separation, as the transept (the transverse part) intercepts the nave right in front of the sanctuary.

Instead of keeping the sanctuary where it should be, OMGC has extended it out into the transept, eliminating any sense of separation between it and the rest of the church. We’ve only seen this once before, in St. Vincent de Paul. But Vincent wasn’t a cruciform church anyway, so it didn’t matter as much. (Vincent’s also had so much other wackiness going on that I barely noticed.) It's a tacky, modern affectation that insults the church's classic form. And, I should note, my refined sensibilities.

In the end….OMGC isn’t very special.

Size Rating: 7.5 out of 10

Ornamentation Rating: 7.5 out of 10

Overall Design Rating: 7.5 out of 10 crosses

UPDATE: Project Reader and former OMGC parishioner Judy McElderry confirms that the current decor is not original. At least until 1965, the interior was painted yellow ocher and featured extensive stenciling, and the church had more pews and an altar rail.

How's It Doing?


This question is almost insulting. OMGC is located on the Main Line, which is home to the ritziest sections in the Philadelphia area. Interestingly, its attendance numbers—728 in ’06—are actually lower than some of the urban parishes we’ve seen. But their clientele is, shall we say, much better endowed than in most city sections. That makes up for any number deficiencies.

In fact, OMGC is so awash in its own magnificence that the only way I can explain it is to….

Church Project Theorem #20: The Hot Girl Principle

I honestly never thought it would come to this, but I guess that’s what I get for visiting Bryn Mawr. The Hot Girl Principle is the more attractive flipside to our venerable, beloved Fat Girl Principle. Unlike the latter, which is just happy to get a little love, the former just doesn’t give a damn. Like so many hot girls, they possess an attitude of inherent superiority: “I know I’m all that, so I don’t really care if you like me or not.” Parishes that possess that characteristic are, at best, utterly indifferent to visitors.

That was the Project’s experience, as we found time to speak to Father Dennis McGowan after the mass. I explained why I was there and I talked about the Project, but the good father seemed like he couldn’t have cared less—and he made almost no attempt to hide his desire to get away from me. I have never, ever encountered such hostility.

Of course, that attitude is indicative of the parish as a whole. The mass was a representation of Main Line life; bland and safe, totally bereft of heart and passion. They don’t possess even a fraction of the dedication and fire of some of the poor parishes, like Our Lady of the Blessed Sacrament or St. Martin de Porres. THAT is what church should be. This…this is a milquetoast nightmare.

Financially, this parish is fine. Its spiritual health is another matter.

It’s sad to see so little from those who have so much.

Emergency Rating: Money Can’t Buy Me Love

Travel Tidbits


OMGC isn’t hard to find, but it means navigating the often perilous traffic on Lancaster Avenue. If you’re familiar with the area you can try the back roads; they might make it somewhat easier.

As far as safety…come on. The Main Line is the most inoffensive place to go to church. This makes Jenkintown look like a slum. You really have nothing to worry about—that is, unless you’re a minority, in which case you’ll probably be profiled.

Safety Rating: 10 out of 10 tire irons

Interesting Note


I don’t think so.

The Final Word


I don’t feel like I wasted my time, but OMGC wasn’t quite worth the price of admission.

 


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